By Emma Burgess, Jul 15 2015 01:48PM
At 44 I'm still a virgin. Festival virgin, that is. Like Mariah Carey with stairs (disappointingly apocryphal), I don't do crowds. So I guess the closest I'll ever get to my bit of Glasto glam is 1) being married to a drummer and 2) writing this cute little fashion 'how-to' for House of Fraser, produced and directed by Shoot The Company.
The client originally wanted a bit of cheeky innuendo (think Eurotrash, Mrs Mills etc.). My first submission was so vulgar, I actually blushed whilst hitting the 'send' button. It raised a laugh though. Thankfully my smut-filter is back from the menders, so here it is ... Invitation to Festival, for House of Fraser.
Fashion tips aside, if you feel compelled to share your portaloo traumas with me I'm a pretty good listener.
Bye for now.
15th July 2015